De Mysteriis Dom Datanas
So what the hell is this data platform thing anyway? I have no idea. I just want to drink beer and listen to metal.
Some google-fu lifted the Funeral Fog from my eyes and told me it involves SQL.
In this session you will see me unleash Pure Fucking Armageddon on stage, Deathcrushing some random SQL commands in pipelines as a bad excuse to get my employer to pay for a trip from my Wolf’s Lair Abyss to go see a metal show.
Who knows, maybe we can create some Order From Chaos and learn different ways to run SQL code in pipelines on the way?
Session format: Progressive Metal (50 Minutes)
Session level: Garage Band (100)
DevOps consultant by day, Rockstar by night.
By night he is involved in the Bicep community and helps out with the Bicep PowerShell module, solders and repairs old tech, and dreams of playing in a Norwegian black metal band.